Jokes about Italians

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Get ready to chuckle with our roundup of hilarious Italian-themed jokes! From cheeky puns to playful jabs, these jokes celebrate Italian culture with a side of humor.

  • Embrace the puns: Italian humor shines with wordplay, like calling a pasta-loving lady of the night a “pastatute.”
  • Be observant: Start your Italian jokes with a glance over your shoulder, hinting at the secretive nature of a good punchline.
  • Indulge in fantasy: Joke about the mythical nature of “smart Italians” and unicorns for a playful, imaginary twist.
  • Laugh at stereotypes: The classic FIAT acronym joke, “Fix It Again, Tony!”, pokes fun at Italian car reliability with a friendly nudge.
  • Get creative with names: Turn a common Italian-American name into a humorous immigration tale, suggesting every Italian man is named Tony for a quirky reason.

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The Best Jokes about Italians

Here’s a selection of the best jokes about Italians:

Q: What do you call an Italian hooker?

A: A pastatute.

 

Q: How does every Italian joke start?

A: By looking over your shoulder.

 

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Italian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they’re both fictional characters

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Q: What does FIAT stand for?

A: Fix It Again, Tony!

 

Q: What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy?

A: A Spaghetto.

 

Q: Where do pepperonis go on vacation?

A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

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Q: What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets?

A: Mute.

 

Q: Why are most Italian men named Tony?

A. When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.

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