Jokes about Italians

There are jokes about all nationalities. But jokes about Italians seem to be more fun. Maybe because Italians are funny. In this post, you’ll find funny jokes about Italians.
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The best jokes about Italians

Here’s a selection of the best jokes about Italians:

Q: What do you call an Italian hooker?

A: A pastatute.

 

Q: How does every Italian joke start?

A: By looking over your shoulder.

 

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Italian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they’re both fictional characters

 

Q: What does FIAT stand for?

A: Fix It Again, Tony!

 

Q: What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy?

A: A Spaghetto.

 

Q: Where do pepperonis go on vacation?

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A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

 

Q: What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets?

A: Mute.

 

Q: Why are most Italian men named Tony?

A. When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.

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I’m originally from Argentina but grew up in Italy, so I’m bilingual. I love languages, which is why I studied French and Linguistics in London. I’m a grammar nerd and I love finding out about the meaning of words.

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