The Best Jokes about Italians
Here’s a selection of the best jokes about Italians:
Q: What do you call an Italian hooker?
A: A pastatute.
Q: How does every Italian joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Italian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they’re both fictional characters
Q: What does FIAT stand for?
A: Fix It Again, Tony!
Q: What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy?
A: A Spaghetto.
Q: Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Q: What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets?
A: Mute.
Q: Why are most Italian men named Tony?
A. When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.
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One Response
Haha, these jokes about Italians always crack me up! Keep ’em coming! 😄